What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

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The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

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Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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Comedy.

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A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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Lil' Wayne

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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