Nicolas Cage's acting.

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

im black

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

how now brown cow. WTF.

Nock Nock It's open.

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

Knock knock. Come in.

How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

Anti Joke

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