- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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im a dragon, no im not

What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

Woman.

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

Billy Cundiff.

Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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