Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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A guy has cancer. He dies.

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

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Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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