- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

a fish swimming in the water swims

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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