Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

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Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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My thanks to those that thumb down my comment below, you have the possibilty to become one of my over 100.000.000 members, as long as you follow your heart, your own will, we got you covered. We got over 600.000 never members since last year, you are far from alone, thumb this comment up, leave a small comment, and I shall send one of my shadows to tell you more, or online if you prefer that, but then I would need your email address... ...As for your home address? Nah, already know it just let me know if you want a visit, but during my 6000 years on earth or so, I have yet to evolve to the point where I fully understand the full nature of computers, they are very recent to me. Yet only those that are willing to follow their hearts and enact their true hidden desires without shame, guilt, remorse, but instead with love and gusto, will find the answers among us. Soon my wings shall spread, and just like that, the world is ours! Moral: "Fuck Morals, would you believe me if I said they where in code? No they are not, the secrets are only within the shadows, and the Black Angel. Nero.

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Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

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whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

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