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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

guess what? chicken butt.

What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

penis hehehehe

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

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