What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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You.

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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