What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

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*spongebob voice* 25

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An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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Good luck on your finals everyone!

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EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

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What do you call a snake with no arms? Normal. What do you call an amphibian with no arms? A caecilian. What do you call a girl with no arms? A poor, poor soul that is unfortunate enough to have had an amputation when young. Now, she can't go in public without being stared at. She can't catch herself when she trips. She can't ride a bike, bake cookies for her family, or be a NASA astronaut like she always dreamed. She is the normal ASDF Movie character.

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vaginas

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

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Anti Joke

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