Guess what.. chicken butt

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

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they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

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What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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