There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

A man walked into a bar. Ow!

how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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