What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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Hi Jacob You cool

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Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

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Your mums a penis joke.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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