- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

all these jokes suck ass

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

do not read this(this is intended to be read)

What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

Is this where I type the joke?

What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

Butt Sex.

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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