- Anti Joke

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

matt f stupid because no one likes him

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

whats a willy? -brock

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.