Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

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What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

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Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Robin, get in the batmobile.

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

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Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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Breast cancer.

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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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