- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

Once upon a cross

If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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