yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

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What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

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If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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