Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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why does column have a letter n?

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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HI MY NAME IS DOUG

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What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

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What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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