A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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A girl was walking home from school, she had a pizza box in her hands, her mom was waiting for her in the car to take her to T.G.I.F, and then she dropped the pizza box in the middle of the street. In a frantic attemp to get the box, she run out into the middle of the street and got hit by a semi. Her funeral is tomorrow.

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

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Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

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what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

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What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

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Anti Joke

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