There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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Girls Basketball.

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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1 Jew XD

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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Womens rights

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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