What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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why is john so fat years of over eating

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What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

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The 13th Amendment...

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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Women Driving.

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There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

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The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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#scabbers

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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Anti Joke

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