two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

Make little things count Teach midgets math

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

A seal walks into a club.

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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