- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! DING! Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

God wrote this joke.................................

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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