Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

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What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

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Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

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What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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