- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

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