a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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Jerry.

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What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

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So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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all these jokes suck ass

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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