I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

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Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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Does pizza sound good for dinner?

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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The Pope

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

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How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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