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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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Anagram.

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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