- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

black guy graduating high school

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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