A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

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1+1 =? Too

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hi corey

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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womens rights

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

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Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

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What's 4+7 47

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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how do you confuse a blond?

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

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What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

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peter charastabopouloulous

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how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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