- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; knock knock, Who's There? Not Sally.

What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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