- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

Jacob Edwards has friends

Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

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your father died

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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