Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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.....Carrot Top....

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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Mrs. Welsh

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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I was born.

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the WNBA

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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Why do animals on the side of the road stink? Well they don't, you just think they do when in reality all it is, is there insides rottening From prevous days of exposen of the air now as far as I know all the little baby squrriel Wanted was it get his nuts in the road and it bring back to his starving family counting on him to bring Food to the tree next thing you know a soccer mom's van ran the poor baby squirrel over. Now me knowing this squirrel myself (don't ask me how) he wanted to go out in style you know get ran over by a mustang or a lambo not some bitch ass mini van with sliding doors and a dvd player convinit for the kids to watch spongebob.... man I bet that squrriel was pissed!

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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Lil Wayne

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