What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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There's a plane with 5000 bricks in it, one falls out. How many bricks are on the plane now? 4999 How do you get an elephant in the fridge? U open the fridge,put the elephant in and close the fridge. How do you get a deer in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out and close the fridge. A lion is trowing a party and the whole animal kingdom shows up, what animal isn't there? The deer cause he's still in the fridge. A little old lady is walking threw an alligator and snake invested swamp. *The snakes and alligators eat her (wrong answer) The brick falls on her head

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Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

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Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

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What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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Toaster

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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