- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

bitches be crafty.

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

my namew is jd

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