What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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gay marriage.

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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