- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

what do you watch ? a tv

What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

Not Steve Jobs

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

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