Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

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What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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