why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

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whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

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Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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