What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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This one sucks!

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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Women's rights

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Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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