Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

Your mamas so fat. She fat.

I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

What's red and hurts you? A brick.

I'm so hot my father calls me son.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

Type 2 diabetics

What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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