how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

Your mom.

Women.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Dani barton= lovely

Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

Knock knock Come In.......

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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