Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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