How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

bitches be crafty.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

Knock Knock! Come in.

-_- i like trains ... -_-

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

Gianni

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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