If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

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() () () () () () () ------ *__________* yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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A brown haired woman walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor it hurts whenever I touch myself." The doctor says, "Strange, I have never heard of such a disease. Please show me." The woman touches her leg and screams,"Ow!" Then she touches her arm and screams again. The doctor asks, "Are you a natural brunette?" The woman replies, "No, I am a blonde." The doctor says, "Oh, that explains it. You have a broken finger. God, you are so blonde." The woman gets her finger treated and then lives in agony for the rest of her life due to her untreated broken leg and arm.

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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poo is yummy

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

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Anti Joke

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