What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

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Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

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What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Nippies

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Why did the wife leave her husband? Because they were having sexual differences and time restraints. The husband worked nightshifts as a nurse while the woman stayed home and took care of their child. The husband confessed he never wanted a child in the first place, and that having sexual intercourse with her didn't truly satisfy him.

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ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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