Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

Yes. Just Yes.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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