- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

ROSS G IS OBESE

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

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