Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

Get in the Batmobile.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

So a black man hails a taxi...

What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

Who is a knob? ross d

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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