Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

What is better than a cat? Nothing

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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