want a balloon? yeah

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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