Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

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Robin get in the Batmobile.

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Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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Snooki

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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What's the deal with airline food?

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

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