Drunk irish man

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this is gay

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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Blind people can't read this.

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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