Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

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Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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what is sticky and brown?a stick

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Women's rights.

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What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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