- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

women's rights

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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