- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

I saw a poor man named rich

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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