- Anti Joke

yo mama's so fat!!!

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What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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