Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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Theres a man with 2 eyes.

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

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What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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