Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

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What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

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What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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Q

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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Women's sports.

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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