Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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heat!

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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