- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

Do you know what's not right? Left.

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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