Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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What time is it? Refrigerator

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If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

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Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

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What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

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Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

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knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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My tractor broke down.

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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