- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

vagina, hehehehehehehe

why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

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