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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

Your mom.

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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