Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

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Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

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Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

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Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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what do you watch ? a tv

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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Not Steve Jobs

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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