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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

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What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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