A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

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yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

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Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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i'm not gay

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

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69

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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Toaster

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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