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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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